$KNEAD · fresh from the oven on Solana

Kneady.

A cat who loves to bake. Started his own little kitchen. Now the whole neighborhood is helping.

Contract address
Coming out of the oven at launch
Kneady, a gray tabby cat in a white chef's hat, looking unimpressed
Head Bakeraccepts payment in treats

The story so far

One cat. One little kitchen.

Every cat makes biscuits. Kneady took it seriously. He found a chef's hat, claimed a corner of the counter, and started kneading real dough.

The first batch was small. Then the neighbors smelled it. Now the community is here to help turn every batch into something bigger.

$KNEAD is about baking, memes, community and good vibes. That's the whole recipe.

Keep baking.Keep growing.Keep Kneading.

House recipe

What goes into $KNEAD

No complicated roadmap. No secret sauce. Just four ingredients, mixed by hand, every single day.

Kneady's Daily Batch

Serves: the whole community · Bake at 350°F

  • 3 cupsBaking — the real thing, kneaded by paw
  • 2 cupsMemes — fresh daily, never stale
  • 1 big bowlCommunity — the bakers who show up
  • 1 pinchGood vibes — add more to taste

Bake schedule

Batch by batch

Community goals, not promises. We hit them together or we keep kneading.

  1. Batch 1 · now

    Proof the dough

    Launch on pump.fun. Set up the kitchen on X and Telegram.

    120°F
  2. Batch 2

    Into the oven

    Fill the bonding curve together and graduate to PumpSwap.

    250°F
  3. Batch 3

    Open the bakery

    1,000 bakers holding. Meme contests and a bigger kitchen.

    350°F
  4. Batch 4 · always

    Keep kneading

    New memes, new bakers, more batches. The oven stays on.

    425°F

The counter

Help Kneady knead

Every baker pitches in. Tap the dough and do your part. Kneady is watching, and he is not impressed yet.

0kneads by you

The dough is waiting.

How to buy

Grab a slice in three steps

  1. Get a wallet

    Download Phantom (or any Solana wallet) and keep your recovery phrase somewhere safe.

  2. Add SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange or in the wallet app, then make sure it's sitting in your wallet.

  3. Swap for $KNEAD

    Open Kneady on pump.fun, connect your wallet, and buy. Always double-check the contract address above.

Kitchen talk

Things bakers say

Bakers don't sell. They knead. Fresh batch every day. Paper paws burn the bread. Diamond paws, warm oven. Not impressed. Still baking. Keep Kneading.